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Good Jay, Bad Jay [How I Learned To Hate The O-Line]
Okay before I start I want everyone to take a deep breath and count to 10. Are you back? Good. Now we can try to be as rational about last night’s Bears loss as possible. Here are some things we...
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Cutler Extension Makes Sense For Everyone Involved
The Bears decided to sign Jay Cutler to a 2-year extension yesterday, which is really a win-win situation for Cutler and the Bears. Jay had been signed through 2011 and this extension will keep him in...
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Family Tragedy Saves Me From Bears Tragedy [Please Help Me Understand Edition]
So due to a family tragedy, I was unable to watch the Bears completely meltdown yesterday. And I mean meltdown. I’m hoping most of you turned the game off at halftime with the Bears already down...
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Bears-Cardinals Preview
Due to some combination of my laziness and being busy, I decided to bring in a guest writer for the preview today. Adam is a loyal reader of NQTC and is here to give his thoughts on the upcoming game....
View ArticleMicro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks
I have one simple request. Can everyone stop emailing, instant messaging, texting, and calling me to talk about or ask what I thought about last night’s Bears game please? I don’t feel like talking...
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Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]
Jay Cutler is bad. Jay Cutler cannot live up to the expectations. Jay Cutler is so arrogant he has never seen a pass he didn’t think he could make. Am I missing anything? Okay now that we have...
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Lovie Smith Thinks If He Doesn’t Talk About The Crappy Season, Maybe It Will...
The Bears stand at 4-5 and without a winning streak of some kind, they will likely be out of the playoffs. Hell, Lovie and Jerry Angelo will probably be out of a job. That being said, the media,...
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Arguing With a Ref is Way Worse Than Punching Someone in the Face [NFL Edition]
This season has been brutal on Bears fans, and the 41-21 drubbing the Bears got at the hands of the Cardinals in Week 9 was no small part of that. Not only did Cutler throw 5 interceptions that week,...
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Eagles Forcibly Remove Bears’ Pants
What exactly happened last night? Besides Hester getting literally pantsed towards the end of the game, it was a complete disaster. Yet somehow the Bears were “in it” until the end. Later this week...
View ArticleJay Cutler Mic’d Up
This video might be painful for most of us, since it is from Cutler’s 5 pick game against the 49ers. I don’t remember seeing all these clips during the live broadcast of the game, but Jay Cutler...
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Brian Urlacher Thinks Cutler Destroyed the Bears’ Identity
I was just sitting around thinking, “Hey, what could make this Bears season even worse?” With the poor play on both sides of the ball, an embattled stubborn coach being stabbed in the back by...
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A Fitting Tribute To Jay Cutler
I’m not sure how I missed this last week, but it definitely made me laugh. Or cry. Whatever. Oh and just in case you didn’t know, it’s actually 20 interceptions on the year after Sunday’s stinkbomb...
View ArticleAnother Tribute To Crappy Bears Quarterbacks (Video)
I feel like this one is hit or miss. With all the stupid crap out there about all the terrible Bears quarterbacks over the years, you have to be careful not to waste your time with the dumb ones. I...
View ArticleStrange Cartoon Critical of Jay Cutler
It’s a bit goofy, but this cartoon pretty much symbolizes how most of Chicago feels right now when they watch Jay. The whole last part where he is just throwing pick after pick doesn’t really flow...
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Bears Win as Brett Favre’s Homoerotic Tendencies are Revealed
The Bears game last night was awesome. Sure they were playing against an unraveling team with a 40-year old quarterback and some injuries to key defensive players, but it was still sweet. Aromashodu...
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